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Quickest Route To STDs–VH1’s Rock of Love

So there I was the other day, innocently flipping through the channels, when I got to the trainwreck new VH1 show, Rock of Love, where Bret Michaels (lead singer of the rock band Poison), is “looking for love.”

I can’t imagine the casting call for this show, but I’m assuming it was along these lines:

Over-the-hill rock star, wears too much makeup and can’t let go of his former glory days, seeks a girlfriend.

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